BIGGEST BASTARD IN MINNESOTA Matt "Stiffy" Stiffler is the worst person to work with in any condition, he is always a Bastard! He wants to be the Biggest Bastard in Mennesota. He will stop at nothing to make your work week a living hell, every thing from; peeing in the coffee, sending his boss fake drugs in the mail, potatoing people tailpipes and farting in the elevator.