This is a real phone message (I think). Some girl gave this guy her phone number, and now I'm quite sure she's regretting it.
Although this guy is a total douche bag, I unfortunately know worse.
A fan vid I made featuring "Star Wars Cantina" by Mark Jonathan Davis (AKA Richard Cheese). The song is a parody of "Copacabana" by Barry Manilow.
This was prior to Lounge Against the Machine. Richard Cheese is a great guy with great tunes!
This short film is Rule Number One/Film Woody's entry into the 2005 National Film Challenge.
We had two days to write shoot and edit an action/adventure script with the following info:
Character: TJ Heinshwartz - Rock Star
Prop: Funnel
Quote: "Wow, can I touch it?"
This is a video I directed/edited for the Baltimore Animal Rescue and Care Shelter. It was produced by the Fall 2006 Sponsored Video class at Villa Julie College.
Our intent was a gritty, true to life version of what happens to these animals on the streets of Baltimore.
This is a representation of a 1947 radio broadcast. This is for a sound design class so there is NO VIDEO.
I wrote the two minute mystery, and played the role of "blatant communist."
UPDATE: This won second prize in a campus-wide contest.
If you enjoy weird ass movies like Pi, Brazil, really anything by Terry Gilliam, or you enjoy Green Day or Oakenfold, you'll dig this student film I made.
I swear I don't do drugs. I drink on occasion, but that's about it.
This is a film I starred in. As you may or may not know, I'm more of a behind-the-scenes guy, so this is a different world for me.
This is shot on Super 16mm, and is the first film production I've been a part of.
"The Drop Off" is the story of a man who has to deliver a package to his boss with as little friction as possible. Done in ONE TAKE (as per our requirements)
Inspired by the films Nine Lives and Children of Men - featuring music from Requiem for a Dream
It's wild how sometimes you can hear a song, and immediately relate to it. Note to other guitarists, I don't play it anything like the original, so if you want an accurate tab, this isn't the place.
This recording is dedicated to my sister.
This is a bunch of my favorite outtakes from all the movies I worked on for the four years I wasn't in school.
They're dumb, stupid, and you probably won't understand them. But I don't care, they're funny.
This film is my entry into the 2004 National Film Challenge. I was the producer, and I starred as Jack Paxton.
This was a pretty straight-forward film to shoot. The director, Insane Ian, was a bit obsessed with the movie Snatch at the time, and that heavily influenced the script.
![You\](http://img.youtube.com/vi/NgfpJWUYgbg/2.jpg "You\")
![Willy Wonka\](http://img.youtube.com/vi/UeKfB842SDY/2.jpg "Willy Wonka\")
