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Embarrassed Diebold officials apologized after one of their electronic voting machines prematurely revealed the winner of our upcoming sham election.
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For a majority of likely voters, meaningless bullshit will be the most important factor in deciding who they will vote for in 2008.
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An Al Qaeda representative says that claims the U.S. government was behind the attacks on Sept. 11th are demeaning to Al Qaeda.
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Panelists discuss whether controversial decisions by the Robot Congress and President Executron indicate robots have too much control over our lives.
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