World Of World Of Warcraft's amazing level of detail makes players feel like they are actually in a cramped, dark apartment playing World Of Warcraft.
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Embarrassed Diebold officials apologized after one of their electronic voting machines prematurely revealed the winner of our upcoming sham election.
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Fans are worried that the feature film adaptation of the beloved trailer won't live up to the original 90-second story's vision.
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For a majority of likely voters, meaningless bullshit will be the most important factor in deciding who they will vote for in 2008.
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An Al Qaeda representative says that claims the U.S. government was behind the attacks on Sept. 11th are demeaning to Al Qaeda.
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Panelists discuss whether controversial decisions by the Robot Congress and President Executron indicate robots have too much control over our lives.
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Experts are still trying to determine the effect of the concentric circles on the long squiggly green objects located in the blue area.
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Today Now! talks with a diet book author who reveals that many things are surprisingly edible when you are driven mad by hunger.
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Fast food giant Yum! Brands believes its new feedbags will make it even easier for Americans to constantly be eating.
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John McCain claims that if elected he would save taxpayers millions by eliminating the Secret Service and defending himself instead.
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Today Now! has the story of an 8-year-old whose demand for never-ending wish fulfillment may force the Make-A-Wish Foundation to shut down.
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